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Call me Thel
My name has been changed to protect the innocent. I am a middle-aged, unemployed actor/writer/other trying to reinvent myself, find an income, gain serenity, and be the best mother I can be in as few expletives as possible. This is my world of confusion and indecision.-
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I found my missing abs
And get this, they were right where I left them when I lost them and then forgot about them. I know this because I can feel them. That’s right… I said, “I can feel them.” I bet you never thought … Continue reading
Getting our redneck on
I think we’ve finally moved beyond the oppressive humidity of weeks past. Just in time for Fall shows that include things like tractors, engines, steam whistles and cheeseburgers. There are always burgers and dogs at these things. But you can … Continue reading
Posted in Bodily Disfunctions, Boring Family Stuff, Useless Trivia and Other Crap
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Pain addled ramblings
It’s been an interesting weekend, full of a lot of nothing. Watched a few movies (saw “Brave” today), and was somewhat incapacitated this morning thanks to some pain in my lower back which kept me from doing anything except sitting and … Continue reading
Posted in Aging Disgracefully, Bodily Disfunctions, The Creative Genius I Am
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I want more novocaine
I’ve had a wisdom tooth removed. The tooth did not part willingly from my gums. Which was not a big deal as long as the entire side of my face was numb. But the numbness wore off a long time ago, and … Continue reading
Noise, noise, noise
There are some days when I feel like the Grinch. When noise, chaos, and the full-volume sound of children having fun, is just more than I can handle. Like today, for instance. Today I was a quivering mass of hormonal intolerance. Coffee … Continue reading
