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Call me Thel
My name has been changed to protect the innocent. I am a middle-aged, unemployed actor/writer/other trying to reinvent myself, find an income, gain serenity, and be the best mother I can be in as few expletives as possible. This is my world of confusion and indecision.-
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Cowboy Fart-a-thon
It started in the car on the way home from dinner. We were walking out of a Dunkin Donuts with dessert, when the Boy announced “I farted through my mouth.” “Eeeewwwww. It’s called a burp.” It was downhill from there. We … Continue reading
Restored
On Mother’s Day, this computer breathed what I thought was its last breath. Today it was resurrected back into a functional machine. I was not too functional during the loss of hard drive. I tried; I failed. I’m sorry. I … Continue reading
Happy National Train Mother’s Day
For me, every day is National Train Day. Today was no exception, even though, technically, National Train Day was yesterday. Today, we rode trains, I received chocolate, and had a Zombie for with for dinner. The Zombie is what you get … Continue reading
The Hobbit
Really, Peter Jackson? Really? When the movie posters first appeared I got excited for the movie. I never completely got over Ralph Bakshi’s version, even though I have a framed copy of the movie poster, which I love and have … Continue reading
Crack seaweed
I’ve always been moderate with my indulgences because I am the daughter of a recovering alcohlic. I don’t drink much, I don’t do drugs, I don’t gamble. I sound pretty fucking boring. I do have a sugar (chocolate / ice cream) affinity with … Continue reading
